You should know that your ability to keep up with my Gabbiness deserves presents. I'm not talking about a "Thank You" card or a Facebook wallpost. I'm talking about something somewhere in the neighborhood of diamonds and a pre-paid vacay at The Shore Club in Miami. Serious prezzies, Mmmkay? Glad we got that straightened out.
E's got the Gift of Gab that people dream of having. Because not only does E Gab, but E also Does. Up until recently, E used to Gab all the time about her passion for Psychology and her dream of moving to California and being a grad student and actually doing something meaningful. And do you know what all that gabbing did for E? It gave her serious determination. Ghandi-like determination. That Ghandi-like determination became Anderson Cooper-like action and, low and behold, E is GOING and DOING. True story. On September 1, 2010, E will be leaving NYC and moving to California where she will attending a #gabworthy Graduate program in Psychology. For serious #gabworthy stuff.
E's a hard worker, a dreamer, a believer and a doer. I'm not going to lie, I'm a little jealous of E. E's actually, physically going places, whilst I sit here yenta-ing about my unemployablenss. It's a word. Trust me. E's going out into the unknown, the trenches (well, not really, 'cause she's moving to Malibu and that's sort of reminiscent of Paradise) and spreading her glamorous Gift of Gab to new, interesting and deserving people. And I'm going to miss her "like woah."
No, but seriously, let me level with you: E's got her shit together. She is proof that if we really work for it, and if we really want it, we can actually have it and not just Gab about wanting to have it. E's my hero and I effing love her and I'll Gab about her and her #gabworthy accomplishments if I want to.
Live it. Love it. Know it. Own it. DO IT!